I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
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if you’re hot and you follow me and I don’t follow you. you need to fucking speak up
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Ke$ha on writing songs with her mom.
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i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that
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